between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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