i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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