I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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