Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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