It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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