Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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