At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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