Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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