i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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