absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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