I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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