Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I have feelings that need drinking.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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