nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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