I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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