he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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