her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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