this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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