I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Did I show you my penis last night?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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