when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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