Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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