soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Congratulations! We have a period
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