Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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