I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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