ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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