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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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