sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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