Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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