i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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