I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
wow bdsm is so cute
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