one might say we're banned from that church
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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