I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
someone owes me an orgasm
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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