I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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