He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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