Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
