It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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