Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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