ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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