I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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