It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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