Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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