Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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