Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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