My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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