Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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