Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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