please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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