That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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