so explain again why im purple
no
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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