i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
