come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just want nice things and good sex
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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