My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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