If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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