I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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