I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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