at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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