is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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