If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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