But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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