It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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